Originally, the Lilu and Lilitu referred to a group of spirits that were also associated with wind and disease, but over time, they each coalesced into a single entity and kicked wind and disease to the curb to become demons of the night, a.k.a. Lilu had a partner in Lilitu, a female spirit who seduced men and led them astray, like a Succubus. In ancient Mesopotamia, circa 2400 B.C., a list of Sumerian kings cites the hero-king Gilgamesh’s father as a Lilu, sinister male spirit - a proto-Incubus, if you will - who assaulted and raped sleeping women. In fact, reports of getting fucked by a demon have been made pretty much such since the dawn of human civilization. To be fair to Immanuel, however, she’s not the first person to believe that demons can impregnate women, although she might be only the living person with an active medical license to do so.

Thus, they spread their “demon sperm” among us poor humans, and guys? Turns out “demon sperm” is not good for you.Īccording to Immanuel, the result of demon sex results in many uncomfortable but extremely medically sound problems, including “breaking marriages, hatred by earthly spouse, serious gynecological problems, marital distress, miscarriages, impotence, untold hardship, financial failure and general failure.” If you’re a Christian, I have further bad news for you: The good doctor says seven of 10 Christian men have already been possessed by a demon, so it seems like everyone’s screwed one way or another.

Stella Immanuel, who believes masks don’t matter, hydroxychloroquine is a cure for COVID-19 and that demons are constantly fucking us. Case in point: President Donald Trump has championed the medical advice of Dr. Here’s the interesting thing about 2020: As bad as things get, they can always, always be worse.

The Demon You Know by Mel Harlan